French Inventor Christian Poincheval Invents Pill That Makes Farts Smell Like Chocolates

Everybody does it. Everyone pass gas between ten to fifteen times daily. There is no going around it. The experience can be very unpleasant. This article is about flatulence or commonly known as farts. Gas comes from digestion. When the stomach tries to digest something we have eaten, bacteria destroys the food and the end product is gas. All mammals pass gas as part of the normal digestive process of the body. This product is very noxious. On the other hand, if a new pill from France exists to its claims, people can stop blaming other for their smelly farts.

A 65 year old Drench inventor dedicated eight years of his life in inventing a pill making farts smell good. He is Christian Poincheval. He said that his crafty imp or Lutin Malin, the variety of pills that could ease digestion and makes fart smell like violets or roses. Poincheval explains that his newest invention, are just in time for the Christmas season, makes farts smell like chocolate. Based on the website of the inventor, the concept for the pills came from a dinner with friends during which not any single person could stop farting.

"We were at table with friends and after a hearty meal, we almost suffocated as our farts were smelly. The winds were not very pleasant for our fellow diners. I had to do something."

That terrible dinner, in which a crowd of some adults apparently farted wildly in a public space, motivated Poincheval to fix flatulence forever. He proves the pills are prepared from organic ingredients like seaweeds, fennel and blueberries and that he is able to sell almost a hundred a month.

Poincheval told The Telegraph that he has many buyers, particularly around the holidays. "Christmas always see a surge in sales," he said.

A bottle of 60 pills cost €9.99, or $12.50, which appears shamefully low for something that makes dreadful things smell like good.